Best Late Night Junk Food Ever

I like when you put it in just a little and kind of wiggle it up and down, that's when it feels best.   13 votes - 34 %
Sometimes at night, the polar bear tries to hold me, and I wake up with polar bear tears all over my shirt.   7 votes - 18 %
I PUT THE WIGGLY IN THE PASTA, CAN U TASTE IT?!!   8 votes - 21 %
Not right now honey, can't you see I am talking to the past?   10 votes - 26 %
 
38 Total Votes
Last nights junk food was very tasty by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #1 Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 02:56:20 AM EST
Added a little massage oil and kneaded until warm and pliant before tasting teh spicy goodness.

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WIPO by hulver (2.00 / 0) #2 Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 11:54:13 AM EST
Kebab.

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Or ... by me0w (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 01:20:42 PM EST
Chinese - unless you eat with the good doctor who tries to kill you with fish.

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That's good too by hulver (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Aug 29, 2008 at 03:20:26 AM EST
Depends on the size of the group you're in. Once it's over 2 or 3 people, standing around in a chip shop waiting for all your kebabs can be dangerous. Much better to find a nice sit down place.

Especially if your group contains one or more ladies.

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smart, pretty, sane. pick two - georgeha
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wrongest front page poll ever by codemonkey uk (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Sep 04, 2008 at 06:06:51 AM EST
No Toast

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